Like Real Adults

by Jinryu

  • We have a car now, and we’re financing it over 14 months.
  • We have credit cards.
  • Oh yeah, we have permanent working visas, meaning that we effectively won’t be deported from Australia unless we do something really bad.
  • We own a cat.
  • We have grown-up jobs: I’m a lawyer, and she’s a doctor.
  • We have a financial planner.
  • She gives blood, I give plasma twice a week.
  • We exercise regularly.
  • We watch Better Call Saul.
  • We eat green vegetables.

What did I miss?