Are you kidding me??

by Jinryu

  • it’s 2012, and Microsoft Word just froze on me and ate up 30 minutes of work, despite automatic saving set at 5 minute intervals.
  • some asshole on a bike passed me at a light because he cut off a car, and then he occupied just enough space so that when we got to the hill, he slowed down, blocking me and 6 cars behind us.
    • don’t pass people if you’re a fucking tortoise, asshat!
    • learn to use your fucking GEARS, or otherwise, take some goddamn performance enhancing drugs before you leave in the morning so you can climb that goddamn hill!