Canada vs. America
(Just because Canadian teachers at my school outnumber the American ones 23-4)
Sitting together on a train , traveling through the Canadian Rockies, were an American guy , a Canadian guy, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there
is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the American has a bright red hand print on his cheek . No one speaks .
The little old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek .
The blonde girl thinks : That American guy must
have tried to grope me in the dark , but missed and fondled the old
lady and she slapped his cheek .
The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped the
blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Canadian thinks: I can’t wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the American again .